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Oferta de empleo que requiere experiencia de 3 años en Google+ #Humor

por Hector Russo3 julio 2011

Me escribe @EduardoWheeler comentándome sobre este pedido de empleo, en el que piden tres años de experiencia en Google+ y otras redes sociales :-)

Ahora si por esas casualidades es un pedido serio, supongo que el que acepte la oferta será un viajero del tiempo :-)

Muy buen sentido del humor!

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4 comentarios en «Oferta de empleo que requiere experiencia de 3 años en Google+ #Humor»

Sergio Lepore dice:

3 julio 2011 a las 8:12

Jajajaa eso es muy de Troll!! xD
Mitza dice:

3 julio 2011 a las 17:19

Además creo que Android no tiene 5 años en el mercado, o sí?
cris_eversoc dice:

4 julio 2011 a las 3:25

Jejejeje, qué cachondos…
Morton dice:

5 julio 2011 a las 13:14

Asumo que se lee como «tres años de experiencia en «Google+ y otras redes sociales», o sea tres años de experiencia en general en todas las redes.

Igual es gracioso. xD

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