por Gustavo Martinez Existen muchas personas que van al confesionario esperando que el cura le absuelva los pecados, para así limpiar su alma gracias a los mensajeros del señor.
Ahora bien si tus pecados están en el mundo 2.0, que esperas como respuesta de un cura que habla tu lenguaje, eso es lo que te responderá ante la confesión de un Geek.
Disfrutadla que ya esta el fin de semana, y al menos aquí en España es de 3 días !!! #LoL :-)
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Acá en Guatemala este fin de semana también es de 3 días!! Excelente imagen de la confesión de un geek!!